So I went out to the club and you all know how that goes for me!
I usually end up naked (yep), I usually meet someone famous (yep) and I usually end up with a dick in my mouth (yep) lol.
I wish I could be a cop in Lincoln, Nebraska so all I had to worry about was arresting 19 year old girls for possibly showing there boobs in public.
I am sure there will be a lot more to come but Val wanted me to at least let you everyone know.
Last weekend I (Val Midwest) had a bachelor party in Emerson Nebraska and the guys at the party went crazy.
They were very drunk and threaten to kill me, they tried to keep me against my will, slashed my tires, chased me to my car and shot guns off as I was leaving (I can't prove they shot at me).
I have Wow so the police must really be bored they just arrested Val Midwest again today charging her with 2 more counts of public nudity!
The funny thing is the dates on both the tickets she wasnt even shooting any photos those nights lol.
I have So this has to be one of my favorite updates!I wish everyone could have this much fun when they go out.I really do feel very lucky in the life I get to live every night and I love even more being able to share it with all of you.I had to call 911 and was stuck in the middle of nowhere scared to death, I literally thought I was going to die .After the sheriff's department showed up they just talked to the guys and then let them all go.