Funniest dating headline

But is it enough to land the person of your dreams?

It might surprise you, but going by the books here won’t cut it.

One guy said "it is cheaper to take out his hand than a woman".

Another guy said, "he has not been in a relationship for years" and then he says " He has sex with his hand but they are not in a relationshiip, just good friends" I know this is just for fun, but...'animal' just means that the critter moves by it's own volition, and doesn't grow the way plants do. So the Cheetah 'might' still be the fastest mammal, just not the fastest animal. Thought this might be about newspaper headlines at first.....

-Looking for more than just beauty–Cringe-worthy headlines—And if you are among those who wish to remain single forever, then go ahead and use these terrible headlines that are sure to make anyone cringe.

Use them at your own risk as you’re going to coming across a lot of such headlines while you’re browsing profiles.– Love walking in the rain.– Guaranteed more fun than your ex! – Down-to-earth angel seeks wings.– Can you keep up? -If FUN was a MUST then I must be the one you’re looking for.– Bad Boy Seeks Good Girl– Looking for a partner in crime.– Some will, some won’t, some do, some don’t. – Hi, I’m Miss Right, someone said you were looking for me!

In any case, when you are ready to come up with your own headline, please try not to sound anywhere like the ones mentioned below. -Future ex-boyfriends apply here Keep on experimenting until you find the perfect headline for your profile.

Side note: a lot of them have awful grammar and spelling.– Hot latina burn for you– I still can’t believe I’m here…-Make me love again, please? You must understand that everyone’s taste is different.

– I would sweep you off your feet but I recently broke my broom.– Couch potato ending relationship with TV– Your search is over.– No Axe Murderers Please! You could even quote someone as a show of your knowledge.

– Your skinny girlfriend will turn into your fat wife, so why not just cut to the chase and try a fatty out? Many who look for serious, long-term relationships on dating sites prefer simple, witty and genuine headlines over the flashy, humorous ones.

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