(Host Intro) Let's meet contestant #1 He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown Who says women love his sexy smile. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay.
Host Well it sounds like contestant 2 is just overflowing with sensetivity Sharon, It's a tough choice so far, Sharon, let's have your last question And see which one is gonna win the right to your next date Sharon Ok, if we were at a dance club, And you both noticed me at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention And what would your pick up lines be?
as you spit it all out I rub your back and grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!
(applause and laughter) Host: Well it sounds like Contestant number 2 is just overflowing with sensitivity Sharon. Sharon lets have your last question and see which one is gonna win the rights to your neden Sharon: Ok, if we were at a dance club and you both noticed me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my attention and what would your pick up line be? C#1: Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar and tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are.
After that, your dad would try to TRIP again, and only this time I'd put the 40 to his chin.
After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd DRY fuck her till i nut in my underwear...