Funny jokes for women about love, relationships, dating, single life and marriage. " Clear as a bell my body said,"Listen girlfriend..it and you die." The trouble with some women is thatthey get all excited about nothingand then they marry him. The secret is that nobody older than 30 can fit into their stuff.
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certainthey are their own. You're on so much estrogenthat you take your Brownie troopon a field trip to Chippendales. If men can run the world,why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the dayby tying a noose around your neck? When I asked if he was getting any flies, he answered: 'Yeah, three males and two females.' Curious, I asked how he could tell the difference.I can't believe I made it anywhere creatively, though, because I was raised by two loving and supportive parents.